So in the middle of our snow emergency, I ask the guy I just stopped for an asinine traffic violation why he's driving.
He points to his passenger and says "Because he's drunker than I am."
Some people just make my job way too easy.
And for what it's worth--everyone that I saw out tooling around last night with a three-foot high mound of snow atop their vehicle got a ticket for it. That's dangerous to you and other drivers and common sense would suggest that if you must drive, you take a minute to remove it. Or to paraphrase Chris Rock: "Clean that shit off!"
'Twas the Night Before Christmas.... Again....
3 weeks ago