Recently, our chief had a neatly-lettered motivational sign put above the mirror in our locker room. It says: "A Neat Appearance Commands Respect."
It wasn't up three days before some wise-ass cop wrote in pen underneath it:
"So does the ASP."
The chief's pissed, but I still chuckle when I see it.
'Twas the Night Before Christmas.... Again....
3 weeks ago